Reviews

rode this clunker.. kids were embarrassed when i dropped them off at the ymca. drove through the mcdonalds drive thru
and the punk kid at the window laughed at me.. said i should get a real car. i tried to shift the manual transmission
and only smoke came out of the tail pipe. no ability to steer this thing at all, only foot powered pedals. seats are
ridiculously uncomfortable and have a damp moss-like smell. would not buy again

we were driving down highway 101 and she quickly grabbed my arm and i swerved to avoid a small jackrabbit on the road.
she took her dentures out and put them on the dashboard which was spacious and roomy and then my seat began to recline
and i became immensely uncomfortable in my jeans and the way they contacted the seat. my own teeth began to hurt as we
cruised through a mcdonalds drive thru where the punk kids gave me a vanilla shake. from there we had a side show in
the parking lot and ran over some neighborhood kids. overall experience was positive.

i am familiar with the lucerne family of vehicles as i have been working at the ymca for over a decade. my family and i
have had some extraordinary times thinking of reviews for this car. there was a game we would play during long drives
where my grandmother would take her dentures out and scream about milkshakes until we arrived at the mcdonalds and she
would tell us our car rivals the machines of the future. after that we would make a circuitous route back home and then
laugh and laugh and laugh. laughing until the car alarm would jolt into action. great first time car, would drive
again.

took my pilot to pick up my daughter at the ymca. on the way towards downtown i got a flat tire and spun out on a
deserted street. i used my work shirt to cap the radiator as it was overflowing. the manual transmission felt fragile.
i poured syrup onto the passenger seat to tame the flies. upon arriving to mcdonalds the punk kid in the window took
my money and said something under his breath along the lines of "rich bitch" which my daughter responded to by singing
the national anthem. overall experience was not as good as expected but the vinyl used in the dashboard has proved
nourishing in times of great famine.